Start Your Writing Lessons with a Letter Writing Joke!

Hey kids check out these funny jokes! If you have any good jokes you want to share then send them to us via e-mail to education@auspost.com.au     Q. What did the stamp say to the letter? A. I’ve become attached to you! Q. How do you communicate with a fish? A. You drop him a line! That'sfunny! Q. What did the paper say to the pencil? A. Write on! HaHa Ha! Q. What eight letter word has one letter in it? A. Envelope! Q. Whywas six afraid of seven? A.Because seven eight nine. What a laugh! Q. What does an envelope say when you seal it? A. Nothing. It just shuts up! Q. What did the envelope say to the stamp? A. Stick with me and we’ll go places! Q. Why do posties carry letters? A. Because the letters can’t walk by themselves! Ha Ha Ha! Q. Why is a pencil so heavy? A. Because it is full of lead! That's a good one! Q. What was the first ever letter? A. a! Q. What stays in the corner yet travels around the world? A. A postage stamp! You're funny! Q. Where do you place letters addressed to boys? A. In a ‘male’ (mail) box! Q. What two words have thousands of letters in them? A. Post Office! Q. Is it better to write on a fullor an empty stomach? A. Neither, paper is much better!